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it’s the year of our lord 2025 and auth is still near impossible

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it’s the year of our lord 2025 and auth is still near impossible
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A whiteboard-style comic chart titled “Engineering Budget.” The vertical axis is labeled “Engineering budget.” Along the bottom are four small blue bars, each with a caption:
	1.	Global Serverless Edge Deployment (15 mins)
	2.	Real-time AI Bird Detection (3 lines code)
	3.	Translate App 150+ Langs (1 hr)
	4.	Setup Distributed DB Cluster (2 clicks)

To the right of these tiny bars is a massive, chaotic red block filling most of the chart, labeled:

“AUTH (OAuth/SAML/RBAC hell, SOC2 panic, broken tokens)”
Underneath it: “8,000 HOURS + 3 SR DEVS’ SOULS”

At the bottom, written across the whiteboard:
“someone good at computers plz help my company is dying”
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