In a stunning new study, PowerShell users insist that they like to vomit. How can this be? James Neno says, “PowerShell syntax is too wordy”, a quip about how PowerShell cmdlets can sometimes feel verbose. Similarly, Novel Logan said, “I have a lot of questions for those that chose vomiting lol”, indicating an apparently common sentiment about PowerShell users. Another respondant, going by the name “Fred” said, “[bash] makes me feel powerful and runs on all platforms […]”, a somewhat gross allusion to Bash user’s preference in contrast to PowerShell.

We caught up with Tim Kellogg, CEO of dentropy, he said:

This is certainly a surprising result. I wouldn’t have predicted this. In fact, I’m not sure what I would have predicted at all. But it’s data, we can see the data and it’s crystal clear. You can’t question the data.

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